A Sticker Abomination

"willkinton247" (willkinton247) 08/20/2014 at 14:38 • Filed to: Your Car Sucks. You probably suck too

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Yesterday I was driving around Northern VA and I saw this terrible, awful, massively stupid FR-S. I can only assume the tinting was only there to hide this driver's shame. It had a ton of stickers on it, and while I'm pretty sure that there were no Brembo brakes on there, and the driver was clearly hopped up on Red Bull when he got to the sticker section, I can guarantee that McLaren played no part in the development or "tuning" of this car. Heck, I don't even think he has Dunlop tires on there.

It also had a stupid fart-can exhaust, had the Scion badges replaced with "GT-86" badges and I really hope he totals this thing and puts it out of it's misery. It made me genuinely mad.

Seriously, I kind of understand the whole "I'm going to make my 328 look like an M3" thing, but McLaren is just so...wrong. It's not even close. How does someone even think of doing this?

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Imirrelephant > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 14:43

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Although I do agree...

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 14:44

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Bruce McLaren is rolling in his grave.

YSI-what can brown do for you > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 14:47

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Stock wheels.

Rays Sticker.

willkinton247 > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/20/2014 at 14:50

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I bet he has never passed a checkered flag before either.

Party-vi > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 14:53

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Sure he has - passed one on sale at AutoZone and stuck it on his car.

YSI-what can brown do for you > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 14:55

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Dude, it is Mclaren, it was made for the checkered flag!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/20/2014 at 14:57

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Pretty sure it's a Lambo dude...

YSI-what can brown do for you > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 08/20/2014 at 14:59

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Who knows what it is. All I know is that he has brembos...

Shankems > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 15:02

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As long as he keeps right, so the faster Camcords can get by.

TurnDownForWatt > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 15:30

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An AZN kid in Northern Virginia (shocker) puts stupid decals on his little japanese "sports" car. Welcome to 1995.

Seriously, this made you "angry"? How much does your life suck?

dogisbadob > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 15:33

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this angle makes the 86 emblem look like a Chevy "not a bowtie" plus sign

dogisbadob > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 15:33

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McLaren sticker adds 15 hp

willkinton247 > TurnDownForWatt 08/20/2014 at 15:51

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Aww, a troll in the grey. How cute.

What's that sound? It's your mother, calling you home for dinner! Run along little scamp!

Keith Moon > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 16:17

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As an FR-S owner, my heart weeps for this poor car.

FriskyDingo > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 16:41

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What is this the early 2000s again? *runs out to put PIONEER stickers all over corolla*

TurnDownForWatt > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 16:47

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I'm not the one writing a jezebel-quality post about some teenager in a a crappy riced out car.

willkinton247 > TurnDownForWatt 08/20/2014 at 16:54

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A.) A Scion with a McLaren sticker is hilarious.

B.) It's idiotic.

C.) I thought we were past that as a car culture.

D.) You're a Jezebel-quality post, bro.

TurnDownForWatt > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 17:01

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It's Northern Virginia. I was down there last week. The Radio stations still play the same bullshit I listened to when I graduated from high school in the mid nineties, The young "urban" professionals still dress like it's 1999 and they're shopping at JC Penney, they're just now hopping on the hipster and food truck trend, I figured 1996-era Riceboy stuff was pretty par for the course.

willkinton247 > TurnDownForWatt 08/20/2014 at 17:13

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Northern VA radio stations are the absolute worst, but the riceboy stuff has just moved to Maryland.

As for the Yuppies, they are definitely yuppies.

Tohru > willkinton247 08/20/2014 at 22:38

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"It works in Need for Speed Underground 2, why not in the real world?" - the dumbass owner

YSI-what can brown do for you > TurnDownForWatt 08/21/2014 at 00:45

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You seem angrier than he does. . .